Celestia is here! Yay!
My Life wizard is only level forty. Celestia is a long way off for her. I still felt like running around Wizard City today, so Rowan got to come out and play. I wasn't up for much, just a few fights against Baron Mordecai, and to empty my pet energy bubble once on my new imp. So, I skipped Rowan down Triton Aveue to the Baron's tower and waited for the entry timer to finish counting down. I was alone, so I started the fight right away. I put down a life trap, put up a heal boost, and passed once, waiting for something good to come up to cast. The next available choices were a zero pip ice blast and my pixie minion. I figured, it's just me, alone, maybe she will be helpful. So I pulled her out. And she was!
Several posts ago I complained about how selfish she was. She would cast one pip pixie spells on herself, and occasionally toss an imp at the wrong target. She was annoying, and only rarely offered any help. Tonight, she dazzled me with her skill. Her first cast was a trap on one of the lesser targets. Her next cast was a leprechaun, a spell I hadn't seen her use before, at the same target she had trapped. She passed twice, then cast a satyr spell on me. This is another spell I didn't know she knew. Then she cast a trap, which I used, then she cast another trap, and another leprechaun, this time on the boss. I think she finished him off with that spell.
Well, I think to myself, this can't be real. It was only one fight. so, after I left the tower, I tossed out a few spells in favor of stacking the maximum number of minion cards in my deck, so I would be sure to pull her early in the fight. I stepped into the entry and started with a blade and a trap, waiting for my pips to build to 4 so I could summon my minion, because sure enough, her card was ready and waiting. I pulled her out and her first cast was a trap on the lesser mob. Then, she cast leprechaun at that target. Her third cast was a trap, on the boss this time. I must have taken some damage, because her fourth cast was a two pip fairy heal on me. She passed, then cast another two pip fairy on herself, as she had somehow grabbed aggro on one of the two mobs., then she passed and sent that same fairy spell to me again. Then she cast a trap on the boss, followed by a leprechaun. By then, the deed was done. Mordecai gave me a pair of boots and a banana for my trouble. I stepped outside for some fresh air, and there were people ready to enter the tower, so I thought I would try her in a group. It was easy to tell she had grown to like me, but would she help others? I stepped in on the two second mark and was whisked inside.
The first member in our party took some damage early on, enough that when I pulled my pixie out, she had work to do. Her first cast was a pixie on him. She followed that with an imp to a low health target, then cast a fairy on the third group member. She then trapped another target, and cast a fairy on the first group member. She was doing so well, it was too bad that an hour or so before someone was adding a plug to my almost full surge protector and accidentally unplugged my laptop. I was disconnected. I got down and plugged back in, logged back in to find us back in the fight. I can't remember what she cast and who she cast it at after that, being so embarrassed for disconnecting in the middle of a duel, but we won, and loot was handed around.
The TL:DR version - forest sprite is your friend! Something in the latest few patches to the game have replaced the once ditzy and self centered minion with a useful and desired questing companion. I look forward to more fights with her to see what other spells she has learned and is hiding from me!
Does your wizard have a minion? Is it a helpful minion, or one you would rather lock up in the depths of the stinkiest dungeon? Tell me about it!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
The Plan
As suggested by Kiwired of One of These Alts, and because I had planned on it anyway, I am listing below my plan for my dungeon set 1. A lot of the things on my list are about unattainable (yeah, like I'm EVER going to win a fishing tournament, or finish the Argent Tournament), but this is highly attainable.
And then, if she ever got off her lazy undead rear and upgraded it, they would be the Vestments of the Virtuous, and look like this.
I hope that they implement a separate wardrobe for Cataclysm for all Delgada's clothes. She's running out of bank space.
- Devout Belt- drops in Blackrock Spire from some random mobs and Quartermaster Zigris.
- Devout Sandals-drops from Maleki the Pallid in Stratholme.
- Devout Bracers -drops in Stratholme from Thuzadin and Crimson casters. Or the Auction House :)
- Devout Crown- drops from Darkmaster Gandling in Scholomance.
- Devout Gloves-drops from Archivist Galford in Stratholme.
- Devout Mantle-drops from Solakar Flamewreath in Blackrock Spire.
- Devout Skirt-drops from Baron Rivendare in Stratholme.
- Devout Robe-drops from General Drakkisath in Blackrock Spire.
And then, if she ever got off her lazy undead rear and upgraded it, they would be the Vestments of the Virtuous, and look like this.
I hope that they implement a separate wardrobe for Cataclysm for all Delgada's clothes. She's running out of bank space.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Brewfest!
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| Fill 'er Up! |
Delgada is perpetually thirsty. I'm sure it is just a trick of the mind, as the undead require little food and drink past the remains of their kills to live a long undeath. Still, Delgada enjoys Brewfest, for this is the time when that trick is doused quite regularly and cheaply with brews from around Kalimdor. The trolls make a flirtatious medium weight ale that is perfectly suited to their tropical home. Just heavy enough to satisfy, but light enough that, when chilled and garnished with one of the citrusy fruits grown on the isles, will bring down your temperature considerably. The orcs make a pretty heavy, spicy brew, which is totally unsuited to their established home in Azeroth, but comes in pretty handy where the recipe was born. Autumn in Nagrand can get pretty crisp, and this brew goes down quite well with a hefty plate of roast talbuk and some tubers. The Blood Elves have tried to join in, but they haven't learned the fine art of the brew, instead coming laden with casks of light, fruity wines and bubbling champagnes. Delgada will stop by there a time or two during the festivities, just to make them feel welcome.
The Ogres come with their brew, which is pretty much only enjoyed by the very drunk and the ogres themselves. It's commonly thought that they use their loincloths to filter out the frothy sludge resulting from the heating of the various grains and other additions to their concoction. I'm pretty sure they even bathe their young in the early part of the brewing process. The resulting brew smells much like a bilge pump operator 10 minutes before his shower crossed with the aroma left by a terrified skunk. The flavor is much like what I think tea made from jock straps and sweat socks would taste like. Even when hammered, Delgada stays far away from their booth. Even if she cannot taste much due to deteriorating taste buds, or smell much for want of a working olfactory system, she is still conscious of how she must smell to others, and there is no sense in adding to that.
All the flavors of these brews would be tainted quite sadly by the dry, dusty, hot weather that Orgrimmar is famous for, if it weren't for some goblin ingenuity. With the help of the goblin engineers, the prominent breweries have refridgerated kegs and their booths are stocked with insulated steins, with small freezers below the bar to stow them when not in use. The elves were even given a small cooler for their wines to chill in, though I wonder where they stashed it, for by some magic their wines are already chilled, and the chest is nowhere to be seen!
As for food, The dwarves will tell you that sausage and pretzels were a gift from the Titans to the dwarves before they were soundly ejected from the underworld to live out their puny mortal lives on the surface. This is only partly true. If it weren't for the help of some troll voo doo, they would not have known how to package the spiced meats into a sausage form. Only a troll would know how to use every part of a living thing to it's fullest. The dwarves will forever be trying all sorts of different recipes in order to try and attain sausage perfection, but the true secret is in the parts. And the trolls, dey ain't tellin'. The dwarves can have their cheese, pretzels, and mustard. Their sausage will never be anything but a cheap imitation, poor fools.
I'd like to thank Windpaw for the inspiration for this post. Someone had to tell the Horde side of things!
Monday, September 13, 2010
Commuting With...ME!
Here it is, the first ever solo recording of me while I drive. I hope you enjoy it, because it may just become a Monday blogging tradition!
http://ohthatshow.podbean.com/mf/web/jn69g6/20100913071705.mp3
http://ohthatshow.podbean.com/mf/web/jn69g6/20100913071705.mp3
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
The Petnome Project
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| Rowan and Miss Buster (Life Banshee) |
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| Rowan with Mister Winston and Esmee Owlslinger with her new Pixie Queen |
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| Rowan and her Shardtail Dragon |
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