Sunday, December 29, 2013

That NPC Said The Funniest Thing - Winter's Veil Edition.

Great-father Winter, not to be confused with Greatfather Winter.

I have started noticing the little things in game, like conversations in inns and dialogue in quests.  Some non player characters are hilariously funny, some are dry and good for a grin, some are clever.  Today, I treat you to Great-father Winter, the Horde patron saint of Winter's Veil.  Sure, most of us know he's a big fraud, a bit actor paid by the Smokywood Pastures franchise.  Oh, you didn't know?  Sorry.  Yeah, that copper racer is pretty cool, huh?  Wow, look at that paper zeppelin! I'll just toss another for you to watch while I go hide behind that tree over there. Why don't you talk to the guy and see what he has to say for himself?

 Pushing Graccu's Mince Pie and Fruitcake like a good sponsor.

The real Great-father Winter would listen intently and patiently. 

Why not? Because LAWSUITS! The real Great-father Winter would let you.

Lush.  He didn't even offer to share. 

I'm sending a note to Halinka to chat with Greatfather Winter in Ironforge later today. I'm curious if he is the real deal or just another guy with a great beard and salesman attitude. Either way, I'm sure Halinka will go and retrieve the stolen presents again. She's just another cog in the machinery at Smokywood Pastures.  At least they have good cookies.

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